rest mozart in pieces now. cunundrumconundrum. tube socks, for most of my life i had no idea what tube socks were, let alone they were socks. they made me think of boob tube. i wrote BOB. yurks in the ear of a conundrum. trampolineishtrolimpolino. black. nigger? did you hear me samb o ?????? sam tube

"DON'T WASH YOUR HANDS IN IT TRAV"


posted by sam on 3:42 AM

HEY TARDS. WHATS UP. GOD, CHRIST, LORD ABOVE, MY SAVIOR, IN HEAVEN YOU SIT ON A BIG WHITE THROWN, BESTOWING YOUR GLORIFUL WORLD ON US ALL, THANKYOU OH GOD, CREATER OF THE HEAVENS, CREATER OF THE WORLD. OH GOD, MIGHTY KING, FATHER OF JESUS, OUR SAVIOR. PURIFYER OF LIFE, ok im sick of it now LOL
posted by sam on 8:20 PM

So long since i blogged. OoooOooogey bloogey LOL bloogey
posted by sam on 11:41 PM

whowhowhowhowhoawhoawhoawhoawhoaaawhoaaawhoaaaaa
posted by sam on 10:16 PM

that was thi
posted by sam on 10:16 PM

hah!
posted by sam on 10:16 PM

:-) sam has genital herpies- thi

posted by sam on 10:16 PM

dance that jig thi, dance that jig
posted by sam on 10:15 PM

Gross Linkin Park AH
posted by sam on 10:15 PM

i want msn :'(
posted by sam on 10:13 PM

so so so so so so so s o s o sss ooo sssss ooooo ssssssssss ooooooooo bboorreeddddddddddddddd d ddd dd dd dd do do doo doo dooooo dooo do do do do dooood oood oood dododo dododddodo
posted by sam on 10:13 PM

Wow, havn't blogged in such a very long time. Everytime i try i get about 2 sentences in and cant be bothered any more. Thi's telling some guy on email to stop eating meat. Im in IT and it smells like artificial apple. We beat Thomas Carr, so UP YOURS Thomas Carr. Woo. Wii. Wuu.
posted by sam on 10:12 PM

ireland's favourite sons and daughters are all eating ham sandwiches
posted by sam on 8:15 PM

Well it seems that ill have to PEG THAT DOWN, PEG THAT DOWN, PEG THAT INNERTENT DOWN. Trav is a baloon with a ham. BALOON WITH A HAM. SAM HAM. SAM THE HAM. ok im making fun of myself now.
"Sharon love?"
"yea dahl?"
"caught veronica on the potty yesterday"
"ohhh the pet"

TROOVIS? IS THAT YOU? I SAY, I SEEM TO HAVE SAT IN AN OLD HAM SANWHICH
posted by sam on 5:47 AM

HEY TRAVIS? WHATS THAT? DONT MENTION YOU IN MY SITE EH? WELL THATS A DARN RIGHT CUP OF PETUNIAS.
posted by sam on 5:33 AM

hey shits, weeeeel. it HAS been a while.
Anyway, boring day, couldnt go t torquay (how the hell do you spell it, stupid word) with megz so i stayed home and read a book all day, i repeat, read a book...ALL DAY
LOL. I dont remember taking that spirits quiz..OH YEA, lol., AYE ME HARTYS.

TOPIC OF DISTRESS = FISH FINGERS

Fish dont have fingers. "Fish fingers" are made of the fish itself (if that), not its fingers, which brings me back to square one in saying that a fish does not indeed have fingers. A more appropriate name would be 'semi fish, sticks'. In America they actually do call them fish sticks, which is one of the reasons i hold respect to them, along with the many terribly revitalizing soap operahs that i watch day in day out.
It is a peril to announce that after looking up the actual word 'finger' in the dictionary, one of the meanings is a measurement, hence it might be why they call them fish fingers, because of the length. Nevertheless, as i have not measured them, i do not know if they do meet the required length of the average measurement the term 'finger' stands for.
In conclusion, i would like to ask, put foreward if you will, what exactly does the term 'birds eye' have to do with fish "fingers"? I despise this brand name and the corny man who is on the ad. A note to him: Anyone who holds children with pirate hats on a boat, would probably be either part of an extremely big family, suffering from hebephrenia, or completely wacko.

Next weeks topic of distress: spork or splade: the great dibate
posted by sam on 3:45 AM

what the
posted by sam on 3:25 AM